Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Fishy Cloth Napkin


Dear readers,

I have moved up in the world: I now have a cloth napkin.

My gig here includes daily, College lunches at the “High Table.” Last term, when I signed in for a meal, I would simply take a paper napkin from a stack.

This term, everything is different. On the wall hangs a box with my name, “Dr. Clare,” engraved below. Herein resides my cloth napkin. It is perfectly rolled, surrounded by a silver napkin holder. I am to retrieve it for my meals and return it, rolled and adorned, when I am done.

But here lies the rub: do they ever wash these napkins? Is this practice simply filthy? What happens when I accidentally chew on a fish bone? This happens often. Can I place the bone, directly from my mouth, discretely in my napkin?  Should I then still roll up this said napkin, fish and all, and put it in my box? Does my box house horrible germs? These worries culminate: Shouldn’t I want to use the cloth napkin? Isn’t it more green? Ultimately, is there something wrong with me?

The trials. 

1 comment:

  1. Woah, you are rising through the ranks. But there are some health and social repercussions.

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